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This one particularly applies to single person shots. When you're out and about on

Halloween, there's bound to be a lot of commotion. Trick or treaters, party goers and

concerned parents fill the streets and can add a lot of background distractions to your up

-close people shots. Cranking down the DOF will turn all those annoying distractions into

beautiful background blur.

spooky halloween photography
Since a shallow DOF comes with a wider aperture, you get the added benefit of collecting

more light in all those spooky dark places!

It's All About the Kids!
Some jokes make you feel dumb for laughing at them. (What do you call somebody else’s

cheese? Nacho cheese. What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no idear.) Not so with

the ones on a recent Reddit thread sparked by the question, “What’s the most intellectual

joke you know?” If anything, the risk with these kinds of jokes is that you’ll feel dumb

for not laughing at them. With that in mind, we’ve taken the liberty of annotating a few of

our favorites—with the caveat that some of the references are a little hard to explain if

you don’t already Noam.

From user guitartard: “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

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Why it’s funny: Because if it’s solipsistic in here, it really is just you. Or rather, just

me.

From user phattmatt: “Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of

Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no

cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with

no milk?”

Why it’s funny: Because Sartre believes that an absence of something is still something.

Plus, coffee with no milk tastes a lot worse than coffee with no cream.

From user shannman: “Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody!”

Why it’s funny: Because Polyphemus doesn’t realize that Odysseus is Nobody.

From user doomwaxer: “Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on

technicality.”

Why it’s funny: It forms a wry commentary on the brokenness of the justice system.

From user android47: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf

of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of

bread.”

Why it’s funny: Because the programmer accurately evaluated his wife’s Boolean condition.

From user Arcadian 5656: “A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The

biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses

5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because it’s mean.

From user suid: “So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The

tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’ The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because the two men are not named Euripedes and Eumenides.

From user DrColdReality: “Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.”

Why it’s funny: Because “Bechdel test” is actually the name of a guy the first woman is

dating.

From user Saboot: “Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.

Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure

out if it's funny or not?’ Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the

joke.’ Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically

incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the

joke itself and the linguistic performance.

From user disposableaccountass: “Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone

rings and he jumps up shouting, ‘Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!’ ”

Why it's funny: It’s not. This joke makes light of animal cruelty. For shame. (Or: Because

Pavlov’s dog has him well-trained.)

From user Watch_Closely: “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always

take things literally.”

Why it’s funny: Because kleptomaniacs always take things, literally. As another Reddit user

put it: “I don’t get it, but I’m stealing this one.”

See the original Reddit thread for more, and the comments to Tyler Cowen’s post for still

more. And feel free to add your own in the comments below.