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source(google.com.pk)Some jokes make you feel dumb for laughing at them. (What do you call somebody else’s
cheese? Nacho cheese. What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no idear.) Not so with
the ones on a recent Reddit thread sparked by the question, “What’s the most intellectual
joke you know?” If anything, the risk with these kinds of jokes is that you’ll feel dumb
for not laughing at them. With that in mind, we’ve taken the liberty of annotating a few of
our favorites—with the caveat that some of the references are a little hard to explain if
you don’t already Noam.
From user guitartard: “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”
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Why it’s funny: Because if it’s solipsistic in here, it really is just you. Or rather, just
me.
From user phattmatt: “Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of
Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no
cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with
no milk?”
Why it’s funny: Because Sartre believes that an absence of something is still something.
Plus, coffee with no milk tastes a lot worse than coffee with no cream.
From user shannman: “Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody!”
Why it’s funny: Because Polyphemus doesn’t realize that Odysseus is Nobody.
From user doomwaxer: “Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on
technicality.”
Why it’s funny: It forms a wry commentary on the brokenness of the justice system.
From user android47: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf
of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of
bread.”
Why it’s funny: Because the programmer accurately evaluated his wife’s Boolean condition.
From user Arcadian 5656: “A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The
biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses
5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’ ”
Why it’s funny: Because it’s mean.
From user suid: “So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The
tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’ The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?’ ”
Why it’s funny: Because the two men are not named Euripedes and Eumenides.
From user DrColdReality: “Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.”
Why it’s funny: Because “Bechdel test” is actually the name of a guy the first woman is
dating.
From user Saboot: “Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar.
Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure
out if it's funny or not?’ Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the
joke.’ Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’ ”
Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically
incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the
joke itself and the linguistic performance.
From user disposableaccountass: “Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone
rings and he jumps up shouting, ‘Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!’ ”
Why it's funny: It’s not. This joke makes light of animal cruelty. For shame. (Or: Because
Pavlov’s dog has him well-trained.)
From user Watch_Closely: “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always
take things literally.”
Why it’s funny: Because kleptomaniacs always take things, literally. As another Reddit user
put it: “I don’t get it, but I’m stealing this one.”
See the original Reddit thread for more, and the comments to Tyler Cowen’s post for still
more. And feel free to add your own in the comments below.
This one particularly applies to single person shots. When you're out and about on
Halloween, there's bound to be a lot of commotion. Trick or treaters, party goers and
concerned parents fill the streets and can add a lot of background distractions to your up
-close people shots. Cranking down the DOF will turn all those annoying distractions into
beautiful background blur.
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Since a shallow DOF comes with a wider aperture, you get the added benefit of collecting
more light in all those spooky dark places!
It's All About the Kids!
Some adults really love Halloween (maybe even a little too much), but don't forget that the
holiday is really all about kids having fun becoming their favorite characters and eating
lethal amounts of sugar. If you're in charge of shooting a Halloween event, make sure to
capture all of those tiny costumes, smiles and eventually, exhausted faces. Kids always
make the most interesting and unpredictable photo subjects.
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Don't Forget The Food
People aren't the only thing that gets scarier on Halloween. There's always tons of cute,
bizarre and often disgustingly decorated sustenance to be had. While you're party jumping,
be sure to hit the food tables at each location and grab some close-ups of the creative
cooking.
Try A Long Exposure
While you're out there struggling with shooting in the dark, you'll have a great
opportunity for some creative and unique long exposure photos. Since it's Halloween, you
can use all the blurring that is normally frustrating to your advantage and create some
truly spooky images! The photo below is a perfect example. Notice how the small, streaked
light sources really add to the effect.
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